Limited Edition "SHELL SHOCKED"

LIMITED EDITION ALERT

I wonder what happened to this poor turtle...

Buy your "SHELL SHOCKED" LIMITED EDITION T-SHIRT today! Available in multiple colors like deep ocean blue, smoky gray, and fiery red. Part of the "SMOKING CRITTERS" fall 2025 drop—featuring cheeky armored survivors staring down doomsday with a rebellious shell-quake. This T-shirt is printed with DTFlex technology for vibrant colors that won't fade after a couple washes (or an asteroid aftermath).